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20 Things a man should own… at least some-time in his life

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“Please note that this is not a comprehensive list, just the most important stuff.”
1.A Sports Car: A Lamborghini Diablo is preferable. Failing that a Maserati, Ferrari or, just as sexy, a BMW 3-series. The Audi TT? Doesn’t count.
2.A Woman: No, you don’t get to OWN a woman but you should have one in your life for at least long enough for her to laugh at you thinking that you do.
3.A Swiss Army knife: Just in case you need to do a Macgyver manoevre.
4.A white vest: ‘Cos you look so damn sexy in one…
5.Your own sense of style: Blindly copying Kanye or Justin does you no favours if you’re not actually Kanye or Justin.
6.A home you call your own: We don’t want to go home with you to have your aging mother offer us a cup of tea before we do the tonsil-twist with you.
7.A decent GPS: You never ask for directions and it will also help you get to your destination on time – for once.
8.A set of Jumper Cables : You never know when you’ll need to rescue the damsel in distress aka the chick who’s too stupid to own a pair.
9.A skin care regimen: C’mon guys, a good complexion isn’t just for male models.
10.A pair of Jeans…that make your butt look good: Am I shallow? Hell yes!
11.Valid Passport: ‘cos you never know when you have to leave the country in a hurry!
12.The knowledge that no-one, but no-one gets away with smoking, doing drugs, or not flossing for very long.
13.A source of income: Preferably one that will pay for that Lamborghini. (Or BMW 3 series)
14.At least one living plant: So that we know that you care for at least one other living thing besides your Mom!
15.A collection of books: Being intellectual is cool. A collection of FHM’s in the toilet does not qualify.
16.A great pair of sunglasses: Not only do they make you looks mysteriously attractive, they’re also handy for checking out chicks’ boobs without them knowing.
17.At least one sex move: That works. Every. Time.
18.Social skills: You’re not a thirteen year old boy. Please and Thank you work nicely. A decent conversation that does not include the words “Torque”, “scrum” or “F***ing crime rate” is sexy.
19.A shoe horn: Don’t ruin the backs of your shoes by slipping in your heel and stomping on them like a savage.
20.The ability to laugh at yourself: Nothing is sexier than a man with a self deprecating sense of humour. Counter it with a quiet confidence and you’re the one we take home to meet our parents.

by: News24 user

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